Nine Inch Nails

I forgot to upload my vid from the NIN concert I went the week before last. What a great show! One of the best concerts I've ever been to.

Proliferation of Port

Wow, I can't below how fucking prolific TMKOASC and I have been with the movie titles. I can't believe that we're both grown men doing this type of shit.

Meat Beat Street
Goofellas
Irrational Pleasure
On The Twat or Cunt
Shaved Private Parts
The Pour Of The Hoses
College Ho Trip
Kneel of Creams
An Ass Rinse Of Alice
Silent Rimming
Cumming to America
The Cum Shootist
Licking & I
Greasy Rider
A Fisttool Of Hollers
The Porn Ultimatum
Taint Your Waggin
In the Cunt
The Bobber Of Seville
The Bank (and by Bank, I mean HAND) Job
Open Strange
Titty of Angels
The Tool Of Defile
Rocky's Whore Licked Aunt Flo
Romancing The Bone
The Ass Raping of Jesse James by the Pervert Robert Ford
The Cumslinger
It Came Up on a Real Tight Queer
The Jizz Flinger
The Lord of the Little Brown Rings
Cum Lola, Cum
Pretty In Pink...Volume 24
All Over Eve
Slow Rinse Of A Labia
Apollo's 11 Inches
Through The Tight Ring
The Hunt for Red Cock's Over
Sticky Member Semen
Uncle Fuck
The Tight Muff
V for Vagina
An American In Paris...Hilton
High Poon
A Fisting Full of Dollars
Attack Of The Bones
All About Summer's Eve
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter Gave Me Head
Ball Street
Spooged
The Red Vag of Courage
My Giant Cock
My Left Nut
WatchmemasturbateMen
Cum Flew Over The Hooker's Breast
Dude, Where's My Cock?
All The President's Ten
The Mirror Has Two Faces...To Cum On
Goolander
The Whole Nine Inches
Double Dong Indemnity
Against All Bods
Poon Raider
Snappy Fillmore
The Cockman Prophecies
Batman And Robblen

One of my new favorite bands

Sixx A.M is pretty fucking good. Check'em out at here.

This is one of greatest things I've ever seen in my life.




Yep, Hoss. You're not mistaken. That is indeed a genuine STERLING SILVER ring that has not one, not TWO, but THREE Stainless Banners.

If that ain't enough for you, check it out. On one side, there's crossed swords. On the other, crossed rifles! Both with CSA hats! Yeehaw.

"Hold history in your hands and wear with pride, a dramatic jewelry exclusive that pays tribute to the Civil War and those who served the south..."

You had me with the crossed rifles, but how the fuck can I pass this up since it has "Pride of the South" ingraved on the inside? What? I can buy it with only THREE easy payments of $33? Are you shittin' me?

I wonder if it will match my hood.

Sproing!

I just popped a nerdy boner.



Yes, that is a floppy drive motor playing Darth Vader's theme.

Firsties!

This is my new blog. Much like my old one, it probably won't be updated all that often.

If you're visiting from the old blog, you've seen the name TMKOASC many times before. For any new visitors , The Man Known Only As Sir Cumference is a douchebag that I became friends with back when I was working for the Deathstar. I've known OF him for about 14 years and been friends with him for about 10 years.

Over the past week or so, we've been appending all email traffic to/fro with porno versions of movies. Hopefully he's not cheating, but I'm just coming up with these off the top of my head. I'm haven't used any that I've heard of before (e.g. Buffy the Vampire Layer, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Forrest Hump).

For your reading pleasure, I present the fruit of the minds of two middle-aged men who's combined IQ is more than my weight (he's currently in Mensa; I was too, but quit paying my $56--who's the smarter one now, fucktard!)--[let's see if anyone catches the irony of that last sentence--I started laughing when I realized what I did].

Pippi Long-Cocking
Cheek & Dong's Nice Dream
The Jizz Singer
And Jism For All
The Apple Dumpling Gangbang
Anal Knowledge
I Cum In Peace
A Cockwork Oral
Pump Up the Volume of Semen in Her Mouth
Mr. Smith Goes Down on Mrs. Washington
Enema Mine
Pounding Miss Daisy
The Licker of Knobs
Honey, I Blew the Kids
Jack'n the Mean Stalk
Anal-ize This
Sperms of Endearment
Pee Wee's Big Tent Pitcher
Across The Lips Now
Bi-Hard
8 Heads in a Rough Old Hag
No Cuntry for Old Men
The Rear Hunter
Plump Friction
American Booty
Citizen Cock
All that Jizz
RammedBone
Midnight Plowboy
Robble Without a Cause