I was going to post something new, but I'm so fucking lazy I can't even motivate myself to do it. How is it that I had multiple posts on the same day for so long back in the days of "Diary of a Fatman"?
Maybe it's all the time I wasted on the boards and on Twitter. I blow my humor load in 140 characters or less (much like my literal load in 120 seconds or less).
Maybe I'll write something tonight. Laurie is out of town for three days. I'll try to fit something in between the violent bouts of masturbation.
Tata.
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Seriously. What the heck happened to you? You're like that dude last night on the Bachelorette that couldn't get it up in the fantasy suite.
It doesn't have to be this hard. (That's what she said.) God, I love The Office.
Heather!
Hmm, since that was posted on the 14th and we are heading into evening on the 15th, I guess it must be that you can't type with just one hand.
LOL.
Yes.... waiting..........
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