Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Firsties!

This is my new blog. Much like my old one, it probably won't be updated all that often.

If you're visiting from the old blog, you've seen the name TMKOASC many times before. For any new visitors , The Man Known Only As Sir Cumference is a douchebag that I became friends with back when I was working for the Deathstar. I've known OF him for about 14 years and been friends with him for about 10 years.

Over the past week or so, we've been appending all email traffic to/fro with porno versions of movies. Hopefully he's not cheating, but I'm just coming up with these off the top of my head. I'm haven't used any that I've heard of before (e.g. Buffy the Vampire Layer, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Forrest Hump).

For your reading pleasure, I present the fruit of the minds of two middle-aged men who's combined IQ is more than my weight (he's currently in Mensa; I was too, but quit paying my $56--who's the smarter one now, fucktard!)--[let's see if anyone catches the irony of that last sentence--I started laughing when I realized what I did].

Pippi Long-Cocking
Cheek & Dong's Nice Dream
The Jizz Singer
And Jism For All
The Apple Dumpling Gangbang
Anal Knowledge
I Cum In Peace
A Cockwork Oral
Pump Up the Volume of Semen in Her Mouth
Mr. Smith Goes Down on Mrs. Washington
Enema Mine
Pounding Miss Daisy
The Licker of Knobs
Honey, I Blew the Kids
Jack'n the Mean Stalk
Anal-ize This
Sperms of Endearment
Pee Wee's Big Tent Pitcher
Across The Lips Now
Bi-Hard
8 Heads in a Rough Old Hag
No Cuntry for Old Men
The Rear Hunter
Plump Friction
American Booty
Citizen Cock
All that Jizz
RammedBone
Midnight Plowboy
Robble Without a Cause

3 comments:

34 Years said...

'The Cider House Jewels'?

Probably too tame.

'Deep Impact' kind of stands on it's own.

I need to work on this a little longer.

Julia said...

glad to see you dont change! :)

The misfit

Carrie said...

You have impeccable timing...my lazy butt finally decided to pick up and blog again as well. Still writing about food!! Must be a summer thing??