This is one of greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
Yep, Hoss. You're not mistaken. That is indeed a genuine STERLING SILVER ring that has not one, not TWO, but THREE Stainless Banners.
If that ain't enough for you, check it out. On one side, there's crossed swords. On the other, crossed rifles! Both with CSA hats! Yeehaw.
"Hold history in your hands and wear with pride, a dramatic jewelry exclusive that pays tribute to the Civil War and those who served the south..."
You had me with the crossed rifles, but how the fuck can I pass this up since it has "Pride of the South" ingraved on the inside? What? I can buy it with only THREE easy payments of $33? Are you shittin' me?
I wonder if it will match my hood.