Luckily, I found a clean, MP3 version of the Christian Bale rant today online (link added for your convenience.) Through the powers of Audacity (a bad ass bit of shareware, if I do say so myself) I extracted that magical bit and made it into an iPhone formatted tone (M4R.) For those of you that play with other phones, I've did an MP3 version too.
Christian Bale "Oh Good for you!" iPhone ringtone
Christian Bale "Oh Good for you!" Mp3 format